Books with author Andrea Parisi

In the first of Partee's funny books for women, the award winning Aging with Humor and Grace could be described as a combination of Erma Bombeck and Chicken Soup for the Soul. Written especially for women over 40, more than middle aged women have found this book to be a delightfully funny read about change.While she certainly talks about discovering new wrinkles and personally experiencing the law of gravity, there is more. Embarrassing moments abound whether she's falling off her high heels in front of her ex-husband's wife at a wedding, managing to ride a bicycle after a 50 year break or discovering her happy trail has split and grown in abundance south of its prior location. Her funny stories include how to conquer restless leg syndrome; the challenges of running, playing tennis and trampoline jumping after years of being a desk jockey with the closest thing to cardio being a daily walk to the mailbox.You will find this humorous book isn't just about aging but about life's cup always being at least half full, no matter what the challenge. Partee's entertaining anecdotes will make you laugh whether she's describing the application of eye makeup with glasses on or what to do with that extra chin.You'll find funny short stories about parenting, family and relationships. All this is topped off with a few fears and phobias which add to this funny story like the cherry on top of an ice cream sundae. Andrea's authentic, honest and often hilarious sense of humor is like listening to your best friend (or wishing you had one like this) over a cup of freshly brewed coffee in the kitchen or a glass of wine outside on a summer evening.Enjoy.TABLE OF CONTENTSBook One ~*~ Body Parts (Why Wrinkle Eraser and Collagen Could Save the Day)1 ~ Lets Start from the Top2 ~ Well Slap My Forehead, Aging Starts Here3 ~ No One Over Thirty Knows Their Hair Color Right?4 ~ Eyebrows - Where Oh Where Can They Be?5 ~ Eyes and When Cucumbers are for More Than Eating6 ~ The Nose - Why Don't Boobs Keep Growing Instead?7 ~ I Missed Tongue Day at Insecurity School8 ~ Who Stole My Lips?9 ~ Teeth Improve Your Smile10 ~ Ears - When Cleaning and Ironing Don't Work11 ~ Wasn't It Supposed to be One Chin Per Neck?12 ~ Boobs, the Fraternal Twins13 ~ Stomachs - Why Have a Flat One Anyway?14 ~ History of an Ass15 ~ Legs Make You Taller16 ~ Feet and Piggly WiggliesBook Two ~*~ Life's Little Experiences17 ~ Bodily Functions18 ~ Female Fashion - If it's Uncomfortable, Wear It!19 ~ Body Hair and the Great Migration20 ~ Moles, Freckles and Liver Whats?21 ~ Dumb Shit22 ~Pregnancy23 ~ Raising Kids24 ~The Snap, Crackle, Pop of Exercise25 ~ The Highs and Lows, Hot and Colds of Menopause26 ~ Am I Grown Up Yet?Spill Your Guts (kindle version only)About the AuthorComing to a Kindle Near You September 2014